Funny Voice Mail Greetings - Phone Message Downloads

funny telephone messages

The following audio collection contains funny, bizarre, and sometimes down right strange greetings that will be a sure fire hit with your caller.

Expect lots of laughs when you add these hilarious and unusual answering ringtone audio messages to personalize your mobile and home phone.

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Voice Messages for Your Phone & Devices

This Is The Refrigerator

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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The Twilight Phone

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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You're On The Air

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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Talk To The Phone

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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Screening My Calls

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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PBX Blackmail System

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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Next On Public Radio

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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'A' Is For Academics

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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My Owners Are Not Here

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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Answering Machine Message Ringtone MP3 for your Mobile or Home Phone.

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Money

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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Answering Machine Message Ringtone MP3 for your Mobile or Home Phone.

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Keep An Idiot In Suspense

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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But We Don't Care

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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Out Making Changes

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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Answering Machine Message Ringtone MP3 for your Mobile or Home Phone.

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I Am A Machine

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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Answering Machine Message Ringtone MP3 for your Mobile or Home Phone.

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Will Be Used By Us

Ringtone MP3
  • Type: MP3 (128kbps)
  • Price: 1.00 USD

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Answering Machine Message Ringtone MP3 for your Mobile or Home Phone.

JL Recording Studios copyright will be removed from audio clips at purchase.

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